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*** PIPELINE FOR SALE ***

Published in August, 2018

$4,500,000,000.00

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For sale, one brand new, never used pipeline. This beauty is a bargain at 4.5 billion and I'm sure if you are serious we can throw in a nice set of winter tires. It's in triple mint condition and is ready for you to put it to work wherever you need, unless of course you live in B.C, or Quebec. It's had many people look at it but most of them don't work and can't afford such a nice piece so it's still up for grabs!

She comes with all the accessories you'd want in a pipeline, sat nav, power windows and fresh oil all the time. It has never been in an accident. The unit has never even seen snow!

If you're a serious buyer contact Justin Trudeau or myself Pete and we can get this thing to you asap. If you hurry, I'll even paint it like a giant plastic straw for you!

Justin Trudeau House of Commons Ottawa, ON K1A 0A6

(No postage required!)

Phone: 1 613 992-4211